Hash Trash - Run 174

BODRUM HASH HOUSE HARRİERS RUN 174
TURGUTRİES 8TH MARCH 2015
HARES NODDY AND BAR-ON-ESS
SCRİBE WHİNNEY BİTCH



Well what can i say about Hash 174 well quite a lot actually
The RA did his job we had a lovely bright sunny after a mornings
rain.
Culture Vulture was called in as FRB as she was first home at the last
hash
Comes to soon stood in yet again as acting GM and promtly called in
the hare who told us a complete pack of lies about the run lol.
As it was İnternational womens day hasher were asked to wear the
colour purple.
The RA did his bit in te circle and stated there would be a naming ceromony after the run hasher were requested to think of names.
The hash was now on and off we went.
The run took us through part of the town and into the fields and orange
groves.
Then through broken tiles muddy fields where whinny bitches new trainers
were no longer white they soon became 40 shades of grey.
Then not only was that bad but we had to run through a building site
all the hashers completed the run as it was well marked.
the circle was formed the hares were told the run was rubbish and recieved a down down.
Down downs were given to returnees and a special down down for all the
women as it was womens day.
The RA took over the cirle and gave the GM a down down for not wearing purple.
Next to be called in was whinny bitch and recieved a down down for wearing new shoes and was made to drink from her shoes YUK!!!!!!!
Next was the naming ceromony where one of our turkish female hashers
was to be named after various suggestions as since she had just opened
a bar which is called Bar-on she was duley named Bar-on-ess and sucessfully drank the litre of ale.
The hares were then called in at the request of Barrel for failure to
comply with the health and saftey by sending the hashers through a working building site.
The circle was closed and the on on on was at the Bar-on in Turgutries
where the food was excellent and all in all a great day was had by all

On On On          Whinny bitch